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Ms. Doe and The Chinese

PARODY!!!!  (Don't lose your mind!!!!)   San Francisco   The 9th Circuit Court of Appeals handed down a decision today in Jane Doe v PRC. This landmark decision puts the Chinese Army on notice that it must alter its hiring and retention policies to ensure diversity among the ranks, specifically the special forces units.   “This marks the end of...

Secretly Recorded Transcript Written as a Parody

This is a parody... the story is written to prove a point. Classified:  The following transcript was recorded from a secret recording device in the U.S. Senate chambers by Russian operatives.  The transcript was then leaked to Wikileaks by a Russian whistleblower.  Wikileaks did not want to publish the document so an internal mole from...

The 3rd Amendment

Camp San Luis Obispo Officers’ Club The fire crackled spritely as MAJ Taormina sipped his Jameson gingerly.  Cigar smoke still lingered about the high-backed chair and shadowed his furrowed brow. LTC Eeke paced back and forth between the fire and some dispatches that lay sprawled across an end table, a vape device clutched in his delicate hand. Speaking...

Sacramento 2018… A Parody

Sacramento 2018 The CEO, Dan Blankisoff, of Home Despot, the nation’s largest home improvement retailer, announced that, effective immediately, the retail giant would cease selling products that can be used to kill. “For too long we have been a party to carnage. The Second Amendment sadly prevents the government from regulating out-of-existence firearms.  The...

ONE GUN A MONTH… SB 497… DEFEATED!

One Gun a Month… SB 497 Defeated! (A parody… sort of) Sacramento Democrats in Sacramento are feeling dejected after internal divisions caused the unceremonious shelving of SB 497.  SB 497 originally introduced by Anthony Portantino (D- La Canada Flintridge), was designed to limit individuals that are legally allowed to purchase firearms to a rationing...

AB-306 aka Public Property Protection Act

  AB-306 ala Public Property Protection Act Sacramento The Golden State’s law-makers that serve in the Public Safety Committee met to discuss AB-306 or as it has been labeled the Public Property Protection Act.  This bill, introduced by Assemblymen Ivan Gomez-Lipshitz (D- Reseda) makes it a crime (Felony) to use deadly force, or the...

West America

West America Day 1: Today the citizens of California, Oregon, and Washington rose up against the homophobic, racist, sexist, and anti-government forces that elected Trump into office and formally declared the independent state of West America.  Hence forth, West America will sever ties to the United States, accept the migrant workers from the south...

Evil Trucks

Evil Trucks Making the world a safer place. Sacramento, July 18 2016 In an emergency meeting of the Senate Public Safety Committee a number of emergency legislative proposals have been sent forward to the full Senate for their approval. If the Governor signs these bills they would represent a landmark step towards regulating the...

Active Shooter Protection Act

California Legislature sends Active Shooter Protection Act to Gov. Jerry Brown for his signature Sept. 16, 2015 Last week the California State legislature sent to Gov. Jerry Brown for his signature SB 707, the Active Shooter Protection Act.  A modification to the School Victim Disarmament Zone Act. When the School Victim Disarmament Zone Act...

The Roster

The Roster “There is a certain amount of excitement knowing that someone…. or a group of “someones”… people you will likely never meet…. possessed with far lesser knowledge of of a subject than you, decide what is best for you and demand through force, that you accept their benevolence.” – Anonymous I heard this quote...